The crypto market has just experienced an unprecedented financial tsunami. In 24 hours, 2.24 billion dollars evaporated under the blows of trade wars, propelling Ethereum to the forefront of a historic debacle. A massive liquidation, driven by Donald Trump's surprise announcement on customs duties, shattered the records of the FTX crisis and the COVID-19 crash. Behind these dizzying numbers, over 730,000 traders saw their positions turned to ashes. How could a political tweet shake a decentralized ecosystem? Let's dive into the machinery of this debacle.